Remember me? The name is Cocker, James Cocker
Secret agent and super-hero.
Let me tell you about our vacation on Ocracoke Island. Here we all are, waiting for the fairy. This is where I wrapped my leash around Daddy-Man's legs and gave him a rope burn. He yelled so loud that everyone stared at him. See me waving?
"Where's the fairy?" asks the slobber patrol.
Never did see the fairy. We got on a boat instead. Better duck, Lady-Mom!
Here I am, watching for dolphins. I'm a great sports fan, you know. I saw some, but didn't get any autographs.
It was too crowded on the boat, and we had to stay in the Jeep.
Sadly, the Lady-Mom forgot to duck.
That's the island, ahead. Or so they told me, I have no proof we didn't just ride the boat around in a circle.
And this is called the Fairy Doc, but I never did see a fairy here, either.
Here is the vacation house. The first day, I thought they said "defecation" house and there was a little accident. Silly me!
Agent Sister embarrassed us, as usual.
Here's Lady-Mom and Aunt Denise. This is where they sit and laugh while Daddy-Man drowns and yells for help.
This is Uncle David. I growl at him because he calls me, "Pudge." He waved goodbye to Daddy-Man while he was drowning.
Here's Daddy-Man. He never went back into the surf after they finally dragged him back up on the beach. I think he was afraid of "shocks," or something.
This is Travis and Rosie. Travis saw "shocks" in the water and was on TV news when a little girl was attacked by the shocks. And then he went swimming in the surf with Uncle Mike. Lady-Mom was NOT amused.
Sometimes Uncle David catches fish. Usually, though, he rips their lips off with the hook and then says bad words.
This is "Lobster-Man." He stayed in the house a lot, after his first day.
Now, be honest. Would YOU want to go on vacation with these people?
When we got on the boat to go home, I got to look out the special "super-hero" window. The boat didn't have a "poop" deck when we got on, but NOW it does.
Oh yeah, like YOUR poop doesn't stink, mister!
It was real hot and shade was hard to come by.
We were glad to get home.
