I seem to have a problem. I've been scratching and biting at myself because of itching and burning.
And now I'm forced to wear The Cone of Indignity.
I feel like running away...
...and hiding my shame.
I'm feeling quite depressed.
It tastes like plastic when I try to lick my ... well, my "you know what."
I hear there's a medicine that will stop the itching and burning, so I can get better, but I'm not allowed in the drug store and I have no money anyway.
So, would you mind going to the store and buying me some "Vagisil"?
I don't want to end up like this!
I just hope it's veterinarian recommended.
