Sister Holly of the Holy Caninites here.
You know, I'm glad I'm a dog because humans are hard to figure out.
You see, they gave me this nice blanket.
I call it the "Golden Rule Blanket."
I love my blankie!
But sometimes they try to take it away and won't stop tugging.
And sometimes they get all upset if I play with it.
They tell me to stop doing that.
Bad Hiney! Bad Hiney!
But I'm only following the Golden Rule.
The devil made me do it.
Bummer!
