The Golden Rule

Sister Holly of the Holy Caninites here.

You know, I'm glad I'm a dog because humans are hard to figure out.

You see, they gave me this nice blanket.

I call it the "Golden Rule Blanket."

I love my blankie!

But sometimes they try to take it away and won't stop tugging.

And sometimes they get all upset if I play with it.

They tell me to stop doing that. 

Bad Hiney! Bad Hiney!

But I'm only following the Golden Rule.

The devil made me do it.

Bummer!