The revelations have been revealed.
We have consulted our GPS and have been shown the way!
We have been researching the holy texts.
We have been perusing the ancient, sacred scrolls
We have found religion. Hallelujah!
It is the traditional religion of our tribe.
The truth has come down from on high.
We are the lost tribe of the bible.
What? You never heard of the Canine-ites?
We have been joined by Sister Holly, from the northern lands.
(She's actually our cousin, but we don't claim her)
Only canines are allowed. It's church dogma.
Here, the high priest hands the divine food to the two-legged accolyte.
The food is held up for the blessing.
And the church is enveloped in a spiritual glow!
We are happy with our new religion. And we're glad to welcome Sister Holly into the flock. I'm sure she's a very devout young lady.
After all, she's in charge of the fertility rites.
To Be Continued...
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