FEEL THE BURN!

 Does this chair make me look fat?

 Of course it doesn't! I'm perfectly perfect in every weigh. But for those of you who need help dieting, I've introduced my new Wait Loss Program - FEEL THE BURN!

You can eat anything you want. Glazy Donuts!

Cake!

Ice Cream!

Eat all you want! Here's how the program works.

 First, you need a horse.

Bark at him as loud as you can!

Then run all around and get ready to FEELTHE BURN

Keep running until your tongue hangs out!

Okay, here comes the burn. This step is especially effective if you ate Mexicans the night before.

I can feel the pounds dropping off!

Like I said, it's a Wait Loss Program. Wait until you have to go and you lose weight every time you poop, guaranteed. Look how skinny I am!

 

 

Not a real diet, you say? Poppy cocks. You diet your way, I'll diet my way. Grrrr!