The Spy who Came Home from the Spa

Hello. As I'm sure everyone knows, I'm Secret Agent James Cocker.

I've decided to let you know about top secret spy agencies. You know:

F.B.I. - C.I.A. - M.I.5 - K.G.B. - S.P.C.A. - P.E.T.A.

Some of these, you've probably already figured out from my earlier secret reports..

 F.B.I. - Face  Bends  Inexplicably 

C.I.A. - Candy Is Annoying

M.I.5 - No, you just had your third birthday, remember?

 I'll tell you about the bad guy organizations by telling you about a recent operation.

The case started with that lady over there.
You know her as MommyLady.

She looks friendly, I know, but I'm beginning to suspect she's really a double agent.





She said she would take me to the S.P.A. to get my hair done. Notice how beautiful and curly it is.

I figured we'd have a beauty treatment and maybe stop for cupcakes or jelly donuts on the way home.

I should have been suspicious, but all I could think of was jelly donut.

Before I knew what was going on , I ended up at a place called Animal Adventures Grooming Parlor.

Adventures? Talk about false advertising. I'm turning A.A.G.P. in to the B.B.B.!

A young lady put me on a table and started pulling my hair. She kept asking me about someone named Matt and telling me how bad he was.

Matt's my cousin, but I wouldn't tell them anything about him. Instead I resisted.

That's when they put the muzzle on me.

They kept torturing me, but I called on my superpowers.

I wouldn't tell 'em nuttin'.

She said she couldn't straighten Matt out and he'd have to be "eliminated." She began torturing me with buzzing clippers.

I realized I'd fallen into the hands of the K.G.B.

Krazed Girl Barbers.

When she was done with me, I also realized what S.P.A. stood for.

Shaving People's Asses!

Secret Agents hate it when that happens.