Hello, my name is James and I'm cute. Cute but feisty.
Don't tell anyone but I have super-powers. Doo-doo, Dod-doo, Doo-doo, Doo-doo James Dog.
Snazzy tights, huh?
I'm always on the lookout for villains.
Like this one! Mister Bad-Suck
Here I'm attacking at super-speed!
This morning, I looked out the window.
Wow, was I surprised to see strange monsters out there. The same monsters I see everyday.
One of those nasty monsters got right in my face.
The same monster who bit that hole in the screen last week. I hate this monster the mostest of all monsters.
I ran outside, not even taking time to put on my super-costume.
I was right. That monster was very lucky to be on the other side of the fence. I tried to get at it, anyway. I snarled very loud.
Look, there's nothing hanging down. It's a girl monster. The worstest kind.
I bet I scared it away and it'll never come back. One of these days, I'm going to meet a monster more my size.
I can hardly wait.
James Dog will return.
