Showing posts with label James Dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Dog. Show all posts

Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Adventures of Jamesy the Brave. Shadow Man Attacks!


Hello, I'm Jamesy the Brave, Super-Dog. Behind me is Sebastian, who is also known as Captain Courageous. Don't tell anyone!

Here, Captain Courageous and I are looking for evil villains from our secret headquarters, which has some kind of walls you can see through, but bump your head if you try to walk through.

As you can see, we have a very modern spy device. If you look through this, monsters look like they are very close.

So we never look through it.

The Captain spies a monster.

It's Shadow Man!

We rush to the attack, but Shadow Man disguises himself as a plastic bag.

The Captain puts him down.

While I go on the look-out for the real Shadow Man.

I know he's around here somewhere.

For all I know, he could be right up my butt.

Oh, my gosh, there he is.

I think I'll go see my mommy, now.

Don't they know Caped Crusaders don't have to take baths?

Come back again for more adventures. My fur will be dry by then.





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Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Adventures of Jamesy the Brave

Hello, my name is James and I'm cute. Cute but feisty.


Don't tell anyone but I have super-powers. Doo-doo, Dod-doo, Doo-doo, Doo-doo James Dog.


Snazzy tights, huh?


I'm always on the lookout for villains.


Like this one! Mister Bad-Suck


Here I'm attacking at super-speed!


This morning, I looked out the window.


Wow, was I surprised to see strange monsters out there. The same monsters I see everyday.


One of those nasty monsters got right in my face.


The same monster who bit that hole in the screen last week. I hate this monster the mostest of all monsters. 
I ran outside, not even taking time to put on my super-costume.


I was right. That monster was very lucky to be on the other side of the fence. I tried to get at it, anyway. I snarled very loud.


Look, there's nothing hanging down. It's a girl monster. The worstest kind.


I bet I scared it away and it'll never come back. One of these days, I'm going to meet a monster more my size.


I can hardly wait.

James Dog will return.





Sunday, January 16, 2011

Animals are the kwaziest people


This is James Cocker, just turned two years old on Christmas Eve.


You wouldn't know it from this picture, but James has an attitude problem. He spent his puppyhood in an apartment with my son and  his girlfriend, coming to live with us about six months ago. He's decided he doesn't like cats, chickens, birds, horses or my iguana, Dickens.



James also doesn't like airplanes and tries to catch them when they come in low over the yard to land at the small airport across the street.

This is Zooey, a 4 year old mare.  

 She also looks laid back, but looks can be deceiving.
(Does this pasture make my ass look big?)

When James first came to us, he ran into the pasture and attacked Zooey's feet. She calmly walked away, knocking him over. Since then, they haven't gotten along. Today, Zooey and the other 2 horses were outside our bedroom window, where they often gather to enjoy the warmth of the sun reflected off the house. James took offense and began barking through the window, so Zooey gave him a close look. So close, she shoved the screen in. When she wandered off, I fixed the screen. She came back and shoved it in again. I fixed it, then went out. According to Diane, James began barking again, so Zooey came over and bit a large hole in the screen. I guess she showed me who's boss.

This is Sebastian, my almost 3 year old Golden, who we rescued from people who kept him in a crate day and night and then couldn't understand why he was so rambunctious when they let him out to play with their children.


He ignored the whole affair at the window.